Publication date: August/September 2005
Lake Magazine

Written By:.
Jeffery Kumorek

MAN, TAILOR, CLOSET, BETTER
Closet encounters with clothier Paco Fernandez

Paco Fernandez of Paco’s Custom Clothiers started his own business in 1999 after working for 28 years at the Custom Shop in Chicago, where he was the clothing director. He now travels the country and the world servicing his clients. He regularly visits Chicago, Tampa, Phoenix, Orlando, St. Louis, Norfolk and Puerto Rico, and even has customers in London and Africa.
How was I able to get this talented and busy clothier into my closet for a personal consultation? Easy; it’s just a part of the service Paco provides. Actually, even though I have grown used to my wife complaining that I never throw anything away and still have clothes from the eighth grade, I was still a bit nervous about a professional evaluation. What would he think of my taste? What about all the clothes I bought at a store he didn’t like? These fears continued to race through my mind as I answered the door.

I worried for nothing. Once you meet Paco, you are immediately overcome by his charm. He never criticizes or makes you feel uncomfortable. In fact, the whole purpose of the closet inventory is a fact-finding and repair mission, not a hard sell. It is another way he gets to know you as a person, and it works in conjunction with the initial interview. Paco arms himself with a clipboard and closet inventory list. The initial question is: what do you have that needs repair? Feeling good about myself and on top of my game, I show him a pair of suit pants that needs a pocket repaired. He takes the pants and asks if there is anything else. No, that’s it, I say. The expert goes to work taking each coat and suit out. A button missing on this sleeve—humph, never saw that; a rip in a lining; try this coat on (it’s a Zegna)—beautiful material, but this was never tailored for you—he will adjust it. And it goes into the pile. A couple of my B suits are held up for inspection, and I meekly explain that I wear them when it rains or snows and I know I will be outside. He says he totally understands, and we move on to my shirts and ties.

All my shirts are 100 percent cotton and, Paco explains, when I have them cleaned and heavily starched it takes a toll. He suggests that I place a coffee cup in my closet to hold my collar stays when I take a shirt off before it goes to the cleaners. This will prevent the marks that result from pressing the collar, and I just place the stays back in when I put the shirt on again. He shows me that because I am tall I need to tie my tie in such a way that it hangs to my belt, even if it doesn’t go into the holder. He demonstrates how I should run my finger inside the collar to smooth it and then give the knot a firm tug. We agree that a couple of shirts need to go, have seen better days, and I don’t object. He holds up a shirt and says this is very nice, but it’s not one of mine. Busted, I admit it’s a Thomas Pink. I explain that for reasons beyond my control, whenever I go to Washington I stop at the Thomas Pink store at the Mayflower Hotel and buy a shirt and tie. I don’t know what it is; I love the service, the colors and the little pink bag. It’s a hopeless addiction.

Paco quickly informs me that the reason for the closet inspection is solely related to keeping me, his customer, looking my best, whether it’s in his shirt or someone else’s. We look through my ties and I do pretty well; he says that it’s important not to have a tie cleaned unless it becomes spotted. Most quality silk ties will hang out the wrinkles, or they can be pressed. He glances through my casual clothes and comments that if you find you haven’t worn something in several months, then you probably should get rid of it.

This brought us to the issue of the plastic bags used to keep my shirts until I wear them. An absolute no-no. He explains that it’s not as important for my dress shirts, because I have a regular weekly rotation and they are worn pretty fast, but some of the others can sit for months. Paco went on to explain this ban on plastic bags also applies to wool suits. The garment can absorb the smell of the plastic from the bag, and you have petrochemical cologne following you around. Another valuable tip I learned: when you come home from work, hang your suits on a wood hanger on the door overnight. We all sweat, and it is absorbed by our clothes. If you cram it in the closet, the wool can’t breathe, and all of your clothes will smell. When you take your new suit out in the morning, hang yesterday’s away and repeat the process.

He also pointed out that I had several suits hanging on wire hangers (shades of Mommie Dearest). I was told that this is the worst thing you can do to the garment, because it ruins the top of the suit. When a garment comes back from the cleaners, take it out of the bag and put it on a wood hanger, and never, never have it cleaned and put away for the season on a wire hanger.

I brought out a summer tan suit to show him, and said that I needed to think about replacing it. He said the time to do that was in March. He advised me to wear it the rest of the summer, and then he wrote down in my file to follow up and replace it next year. This makes perfect sense when you think about it; summer would be almost over when I got the new one. While we discussed new stuff, he told me that anything I see in a magazine that I like I should just cut out and save, and it can be replicated. He told me a story about a customer who called him and asked if he had seen the movie Ocean’s Eleven. Paco said no, and the customer said he would overnight a copy of the movie to him, because at the end, the casino owner was wearing a tuxedo the customer loved and wanted Paco to make. Paco watched the movie, the customer got the tuxedo and loves it, and Paco has a customer for life.

Well, I survived the inspection, have all my repairs back, and my clothes look better than ever. The advice I got from Paco in the hour or so he spent in my closet was priceless. I can’t wait for him to return in the spring.